Today’s Wine Wednesday comes from Tall Poppy Kelly Simmons on RWD (Reading While Drinking).

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Book features woman with drinking problem who loves movies, so am sipping Francis Ford Coppola’s Director’s Cut “Cinema”, a zinfandel blend, while reading it. Trying to decide if drinking while reading about drinking problems makes me as troubled as woman in book.

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No, woman in book is seeing things. I am not hallucinating as have only consumed half glass. Wine is far too interesting & complex to gulp like mom at cul-de-sac party planning to crawl home. No. I am a sipper, and woman in book is cray-cray, not me. Whew.

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New book will be lighter; I know this because cover is pastel and lead character has quirky name. Decide to pair with Roxane, a white varietal from FFC’s Storytellers Series.

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Book makes me twitch. Crosses line from quirky to silly to impossible to believe. I stop reading, but continue drinking. Second glass confirms wine is wayyyyyyy too good for book. Must seek out alternative tome.

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I re-read Bridget Jones Diary, which goes with anything, but makes me wonder if I should weigh myself. Decide not to.

THE END.

P.S. Can you guess what I was reading? I’ll never tell. . . .